Reality Check.

So in case you didn't notice, "Positive Week" was an enormous bust. I've learned two valuable things from it, however:

1) I really don't have time to blog regularly.
and
2) I also don't have time for a massive personality overhaul.

Furthermore, doing both at once is damn near impossible and thus, so dies my feeble attempt at self betterment. Meh, I think I'm more fun this way, anyhow.

So let's get back to what I do best, shall we?

"Dear Residence,

I acknowledge that I'm paying you $8000 to live in a cramped room, eat crappy caf food, and adhere to your ridiculous policies, but you have the nerve to subject me to cold showers?! Are you effing kidding me?! Choke and die.

Sincerely,
Danny."

Much better. And now I'm off for a wonderful night at the boy's.